Drayyday

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via sniffing)

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via lfdy88)

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via lordflacko91)

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

lordflacko91:

I’m Lord Disick of my family

(Source: explosino)

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